The United States Postal Service abbreviated as USPS has officially pissed me off. I have lost $200 in the past month because they cannot seem to get their shit straight.
I shipped one package priority (thank fuck), but a refund cannot replace disappointment from the shipper and receiver. Typically, I ship mostly first class, a service not affording me the luxury of insurance.
On June 7, 2019, I went to drop off around 5:00 pm. It must have been quitting time for the man I have heard bitch about me as he was chatting one day and I walked in. “Ugh, I have to go. She is here.” Piss off fucktard. You are fortunate to have a fucking job and not have to sell your soul in an attempt to survive.
Four packages had Harry Houdini’ed, meaning they vanished that day.
Guess what? The USPS does not care. It is not their fault. I attempted to speak to the postmaster who sits on her ass all day, pushing a pencil looking busy and acting important. How she runs a large post office is beyond me. Maybe it’s a case of “it’s not who you know, …….. “
I was directed to the website where they always give me a blanket insincere apology.
I am the one who is screwed over. I do all my shit on my own except transport the shit. I need the USPS to do just that, and they cannot even get that right. “Going postal” only refers to the customers they dick over.
Solutions. Do you not think I have thought of everything?
“Have your mailman pick them up.” First of all, it is a woman who is already overworked, and my mail does not arrive until after 4:00 pm every day. Do you think she wants to be burdened with me even though “it’s her job?” She is busting her ass, and I am sure she is underpaid for being overworked.
“Wait in line for them to scan it.” Oh yes. with one or two associates working the counter, let me wait in a long-ass line when time is money. It is 2019, I should not have to wait in line because technology exists to save me time.
“Print a SCAN form and then it’s on them.” Nothing is their fault, if they lose it, I still get screwed. Why waste my time?
“Drive to another post office.” I don’t know if anyone knows this, but the USPS is financially fucked as am I and I am not wasting more of my gas driving to the next town which is not nearby to ensure they perform their job correctly.
FedEx and UPS are too expensive, and I feel even slower than the USPS. The USPS is not my responsibility. They have HMFICs making too much money to figure their inadequacies out. They keep raising rates, and the quality continues to get worse. Get your shit together because you are a misled organization or government entity-whatever title suits you when it is convenient.